"Attractive?" "Well yeah. She has nice ... skin."

Um, question: Did anyone expect HBP to be funny? Cause I sure didn't. And it sure was.

My friend Luis thinks Dan Radcliffe and Rupert Grint should be in a Judd Apatow bromance together. I wouldn't go that far, but there was definitely some wonderful, awkward, teen-angsty humor. I was pleasantly surprised.

Not to give a blow-by-blow of the entire movie, but the ending is disappointing and anticlimactic. Not enough Fenrir!! Not enough battle!! On the whole, though, I liked it a lot. And I feel that it was worth getting not nearly enough sleep before interviewing a congressman to go see it at midnight.

Kid who plays baby Tom Riddle, I salute you. You are, in fact, unbelievably creepy.